I feel like I don’t have many friends but then I look at my dog and feel better because she has no friends
you know you’re having a lazy day when you spend an hour procrastinating by listening to country music instead of making the 1 meter move across your bed to turn on your x box and start playing video games
Sitting in bed working on my draft, discovering Willie Nelson, with a golden retriever sleeping on my bed.
just found out it’s Squidward not Squidwort, I feel like i’ve been lied to my entire life
Ladies please never forget that you deserve nothing less than Steve Rogers when it comes to men.