I have this friend who smokes loads of cigarettes and drinks red wine so I was like ok lets try being her, and took like a drag and a swig and well

its like being raped in the throat by a chilli marinated boar’s schlong

and then having it pissing in you

and then you going mm that’s quite nice thats quite smooth

  1. lindsayzajones reblogged this from hirrient and added:
    GO ME
  2. devojka said: But red wine
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